Definitions by Big Yetti

etch-a-sketch 

to uppercut a lesser person thus causing all of the hair on the head to explode off in seperate directions.

That guy is such a douche, I just wanna etch-a-sketch him.

etch-a-sketch by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Martin-Readus 

someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.

Person 1: Whoa that guy looks weird.

Person 2: Yeah, you know he's a Martin-Readus.

Martin-Readus by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Tud Thumper 

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

Tud Thumper by Big Yetti June 6, 2011

Sand Bagging

A more extreme form of potato sacking, which is a more extreme form of tea bagging. Basically, it's tea bagging to the third power.

My swagg was working so hard last night! I was sand bagging this skank until her levee broke!

Sand Bagging by Big Yetti June 5, 2011

the kneeling rabbi 

When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.

Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!

the kneeling rabbi by Big Yetti April 25, 2011

soul boner 

(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable

(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!

(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)

person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now

soul boner by Big Yetti October 21, 2010

winford 

a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards

guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford

winford by Big Yetti October 17, 2010