Definitions by Big Yetti
etch-a-sketch
to uppercut a lesser person thus causing all of the hair on the head to explode off in seperate directions.
etch-a-sketch by Big Yetti June 6, 2011
Martin-Readus
someone who is the king of all pedophiles. This person can usually be seen hanging around elementary schools stalking his prey.
Martin-Readus by Big Yetti June 6, 2011
Tud Thumper
A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.
Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.
Tud Thumper by Big Yetti June 6, 2011
Sand Bagging
A more extreme form of potato sacking, which is a more extreme form of tea bagging. Basically, it's tea bagging to the third power.
Sand Bagging by Big Yetti June 5, 2011
the kneeling rabbi
When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.
the kneeling rabbi by Big Yetti April 25, 2011
soul boner
(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(adj) That little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(N) Preacher: Praise Jesus!
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!
(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)
person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now
Man: (achieves erection) Praise indeed!
(adj)(Watching tv, Snuggle commercial comes on)
person 1:Aw!!! Look at the Snuggle bear!
person 2: I might have a soul boner right about now
soul boner by Big Yetti October 21, 2010