ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

by Big Tom June 09, 2007

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

Horse

To lift something really heavy. Usually done by two or more people

Okay, guys, we need to horse this washing machine into the back of the truck. One two three lift!!!!!!

by Big Tom October 05, 2005

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 10, 2006

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom May 01, 2005

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 20, 2006

he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 05, 2007