coverage

How big an area a fart can be smelled in.

Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.

by Big Tom October 19, 2005

horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

by Big Tom December 29, 2004

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

by Big Tom April 07, 2009

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom June 05, 2005

burn butting

To park a vehicle by backing into a parking space

That guy is burn butting his truck.

by Big Tom September 04, 2005