Big Tom 's definitions

flooded out

When a car will not start unless you give a long and hard 5 minute non-stop crank.

Oh my, that lady's car is flooded out!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 9, 2006

quick key

To start a car by turning the key for a short spurt and releasing it. Sometimes takes several attempts.

Richard Petty used to quick key his Superbird at the races.

by Big Tom November 15, 2005

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018