Strap-Job

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Ass-Off

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.
Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.
by Big Saxy July 26, 2017
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Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.
by Big Saxy October 23, 2014
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Cymbal Tits

A name given to a person (usually a girl) who has a flat chest other than a small bump in the middle, but the entire breast is covered by the areola. Generally, a pair of breasts resembles a pair of cymbals laying flat against someone's chest.
-Waddup cymbal tits!
-That girl has got some mean cymbal tits going on.
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.
-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack
-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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