Definitions by Big Saxy

Ass 

v. To give off the essence of the booty.
v. To be an ass.

Brett: Listen, JJ. You're assing way too hard right now.
JJ: Why thank you, Brett.
Brett: I didn't mean the good way. You're being an ass right now. Fuck off.

Ass by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

Ass-Off 

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.

Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.

Ass-Off by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

Circle Farting 

Much like circle breathing, circle Farting is when you flatulate, and when you feel more coming, finish what is left of one fart while simulaneously pulling out another, extending the length of the fart.

I tried to hide it, but I had so much gas building up at once, I ended up circle farting nonstop!

Circle Farting by Big Saxy October 28, 2014

Dick Cream Sandwich 

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

Dick Cream Sandwich by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Squirt Hershey 

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.

-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!

Squirt Hershey by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.

I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!

The Book of Twat by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Bench Sack 

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack

-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!

Bench Sack by Big Saxy October 20, 2014