Big Pimping's definitions

vagi-melt

A term referring to a moist vagina; resembling an arbys roast beef sandwich, without any additional sauces added. see beef curtains

While I was sack deep in that cum dumpsterI realized that she had one sweet vagi-melt!

Her vagi-melt left a taste of stale beer, and croutons on my breath.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

Stimby

a beautiful, blue eyed, tall, skinny, olive skinned young girl, usually a daughter of a mexican man and a caucasion woman.

oh my god I can not believe my stimby just did that!

Check out that stimby, she is crazy/sex/love/sounds.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

MFG

"Mexican Fat Gene"

The unexplainable weight gain when a mexican girl turns 23+ years old.

Damn did you see Maria? She used to be a buck twenty but ever since she hit 23 she ballooned to a solid three hundo. It must be her MFG activating. Que lastima!

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Save

Used as a reference to when a wingman comes through and helps out his friend in a dire situation.

Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Tony and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette, until his wingman Shawn came through and hopped on that grenade. What a save.

Also see: blown save

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Blown Save

Used as a reference to when a wingman fails miserably and can not help his friend in a dire situation.

Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Dave and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette. He even deployed his best wingman Rob who couldn't even break into the circle of girls dancing around their purses, and shoes.

Rob is credited with a blown save.

Also see: save

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008