Big Pimping's definitions

Blown Save

Used as a reference to when a wingman fails miserably and can not help his friend in a dire situation.

Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Dave and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette. He even deployed his best wingman Rob who couldn't even break into the circle of girls dancing around their purses, and shoes.

Rob is credited with a blown save.

Also see: save

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Stimby

a beautiful, blue eyed, tall, skinny, olive skinned young girl, usually a daughter of a mexican man and a caucasion woman.

oh my god I can not believe my stimby just did that!

Check out that stimby, she is crazy/sex/love/sounds.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

MFG

"Mexican Fat Gene"

The unexplainable weight gain when a mexican girl turns 23+ years old.

Damn did you see Maria? She used to be a buck twenty but ever since she hit 23 she ballooned to a solid three hundo. It must be her MFG activating. Que lastima!

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.

The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008