Definitions by Big Pimping
blastings
blastings by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Save
Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Tony and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette, until his wingman Shawn came through and hopped on that grenade. What a save.
Also see: blown save
Also see: blown save
Save by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Blown Save
Used as a reference to when a wingman fails miserably and can not help his friend in a dire situation.
Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Dave and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette. He even deployed his best wingman Rob who couldn't even break into the circle of girls dancing around their purses, and shoes.
Rob is credited with a blown save.
Also see: save
Rob is credited with a blown save.
Also see: save
Blown Save by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Scouting Mission
When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.
The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.
Scouting Mission by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Wolly Mammoth
Its the aftermath of a severe pounding when a girl's labia becomes extremly droopy resembling tusks, while the pubic hair is all disheveled and crusty from a combination of the man juices, vaginal secretions, and sweat.
Holy shit dude, I pounded the hell out of Kristin and afterwords her vagine looked like a Wolly Mammoth!!!
Wolly Mammoth by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Barnacles
unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.
There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.
Barnacles by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
Bussing Tables
At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.
Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.
Bussing Tables by Big Pimping January 13, 2008