Big Pimping's definitions

blastings

When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.

Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Stimby

a beautiful, blue eyed, tall, skinny, olive skinned young girl, usually a daughter of a mexican man and a caucasion woman.

oh my god I can not believe my stimby just did that!

Check out that stimby, she is crazy/sex/love/sounds.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008

Wolly Mammoth

Its the aftermath of a severe pounding when a girl's labia becomes extremly droopy resembling tusks, while the pubic hair is all disheveled and crusty from a combination of the man juices, vaginal secretions, and sweat.

Holy shit dude, I pounded the hell out of Kristin and afterwords her vagine looked like a Wolly Mammoth!!!

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Save

Used as a reference to when a wingman comes through and helps out his friend in a dire situation.

Fuck man, the maid of honor kept cock blocking my boy Tony and he couldn't even get near the Bachelorette, until his wingman Shawn came through and hopped on that grenade. What a save.

Also see: blown save

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Barnacles

unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.

There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008