shaming

(v.) the act of bringing embarassment to a drunk individual. The individual is usually sober, but if drunk enough, shaming can occur while the subject is awake. All shamings should be recorded in some form, either through pictures or movies. Shamings usually occur because the individual passed out first or passed out with their shoes on.

Shaming can be a number of things: piling random objects on a person jenga-style, writing on them with permanent ink, shaving or cutting the individual's hair into embarassing styles (ex: a mullet), or any other creative way to bring embarassment upon the intoxicated party without their knowledge.

Sometimes referred to as the individual being "owned".
The freshman was so drunk that he passed out first AND with his shoes on, that we shamed him by duct-taping him to the couch, piling food on him, and drawing obscene things on his face.
by Big Mike March 25, 2005
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no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.
I call shotgun, no joust
by Big Mike April 26, 2004
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naughty bits

delicate way of refering to genitals; British origin
Through her sheer lingerie, I could see her naughty bits.

His imagination wandered below her belt to her naughty bits.
by Big Mike November 01, 2004
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red-headed stepchild

Applied to one who does not fit in and is shunned for the differences and/or is bullied at a high degree
By marrying his daughter, Woody Allen was considered to be the red-headed stepchild of Hollywood.
by Big Mike November 01, 2004
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heaven

heaven is like a fairy tale its somethin that older people tell you so you can be good and do no evil and some man or women got drunk one day and they thought that they was talkin to god but was really talkin to them selves and that is what made the bible so kids don't believe everything you hear its one thing that can currupt the mind.
"If you live your life in the name of god you go to heaven, If you sin you go to hell" thats all bullshit
by Big Mike February 02, 2005
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oak park

-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.
I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.
by Big Mike April 17, 2005
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two towels

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.
Randy is a two towel he has big man tits
by big mike November 15, 2003
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