A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”
by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018
Where I work there’s this guy who constantly hits on any female whose unfortunate enough to come into his line of sight, he’s known locally as the mingeweasal!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 22, 2023
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017
When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell
I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!
by Big Jack's Bollocks June 08, 2018
Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 07, 2017
"hey bro what do you think of someone that may start world war 3 by constantly provoking a deranged nuclear armed dictator" " Well I'd think they were really dumb, and their actions should be described as Doing a Donald!
by Big Jack's Bollocks September 29, 2017
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 07, 2017