Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.
Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.
by Big Ed Moustapha May 20, 2011
The process of indulging in a females body odors as you ravage her sexually. Lets face it, a female is a collection of smells, some or all of which can at times be rather malodorous. Such areas of point are, but not limited to: the feet, butt, pussy, pits, breath, etc.. Some may find these smells repugnant, while others may find a woman's foul smelling stench(s) a genuine source of excitement. Whether the female package is a beautiful specimine or a filthy, fat disgusting pig, most seem to possess a sense of entitlement and that to ingest in said smells will cost you time and money, sooner or later. Some less fortunate individuals may resort to secondary sources of gratification, such as snorting a chair or bicycle seat. Whatever your means, your end result is the same, your time, effort and funds all go towards, amoung other things, the smells a female possesses.
I met this woman I intend to pursue. I'm looking forward to getting beyond the preliminaries and harvesting her smells.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 11, 2010
If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 09, 2010
A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 21, 2010
A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.
It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010
A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.
Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010
Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.
Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!
by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009