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plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
mugGet the plate jobmug.

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male
I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker
by Big D March 1, 2003
mugGet the penis smokermug.

merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit
oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you
by Big D July 28, 2004
mugGet the merchmug.

ice blood killa

Originally the term used to describe the ruthless gangsters of Compton, but now it refers to the invincible Matt Dollar and his non-chalant, yet unforgiving, style of carnage. Matt Dollar currently attends Santa Clara University in Sunny, Beautiful California.
The ice blood killa himself dropped by mah hood shouting slurs at me, while beatboxing and eating crackers at the same time.
by Big D January 3, 2005
mugGet the ice blood killamug.

Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.
George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.
by Big D June 27, 2004
mugGet the Seinfeldmug.

Cancer Paper

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.
by Big D November 12, 2003
mugGet the Cancer Papermug.

l33t flakes

breakfast for the l33t supa h4x0rs

it has a shiatload of teh sugar in it
bob: I'm famished, gimme something to eat or I'll devour your dog.
joe: o_O;; *waves wtf flag* have some l33t flakes
bob: lmao
by Big D March 16, 2005
mugGet the l33t flakesmug.

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