Definitions by Big Brett the Bombthreat

crapvertiser 

n. That narcissistic creep in the restroom stall who insists on letting everyone else know just how good (or bad) a time he's having while taking his dump. Characterized by pronounced grunting, butt-sputtering, poop-splashing, and the occasional "oh yeeeaaahh". This guy is a social retard.

Self-respecting, polite humans are properly ashamed to be shitting in public and, therefore, utililize every appropritate strategy for stealth-pooping: 1-wait for the room to clear, or 2-time the hard work for when another toilet is being flushed or a sink is being used, or 3-attempt the advanced level silent splashdown.

However, the Crapvertiser deliberately broadcasts his personal poop party for all unwitting ears to suffer. He never got enough attention from his mommy, he can't get laid, and he doesn't wash his befouled hands before touching the handle on the way out! Curse you, Crapvertiser!!!

crapvertiser by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

backsplash 

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....

When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!

backsplash by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

spelunching 

v. To set off during your lunch hour in exploration of something to buy for lunch.

Her: "Did you bring your lunch today?"
Him: "No, I gotta go spelunching. Want to search the food court with me?"

spelunching by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

fuck sheets 

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.

You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?

fuck sheets by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

Spload 

n. The man's first ejaculation during a sexual encounter, especially when he's receiving a blowjob. Characterized as being more forceful, more plentiful more gooey than subsequent loads. Often reported by the receiver to be the sweetest load of the bunch, therefore, preferred to be taken orally.

"When my boyfriend got back from his business trip, I just had to go down on him. After 2 weeks away, I couldn't believe the size of his spload!"

Spload by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

poop shiver 

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.

The better the poop the bigger the shiver!

poop shiver by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

poop chills 

n. That chilly feeling that makes your arm hair stand up during a good dump. Immediately followed by a poop shiver.

If you don't get a chill during a good dump, you don't know how to poop!

poop chills by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004