KFC's secret recipe 

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

KFC's secret recipe by ellomateee1123 May 24, 2023

KFC shower 

To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.

Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.

KFC shower by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010

kfc shit gravy 

When a homeless person runs into a kfc and shits on the floor

Dude, this homeless guy just kfc shit gravyed right in front of me.

kfc shit gravy by KFC shit gravy February 13, 2021

KFC stiffy 

A KFC stiffy is a great big stonking hard on brought on by the consumption of a whole bargain bucket of KFC.

"shit ive got a stonking KFC stiffy"

"i had a bargain bucket last night and my god did it give me a KFC stiffy"

"i walked into KFC last night and just the smell gave me a KFC stiffy"

KFC stiffy by fun KFC man January 24, 2010

KFC Sex 

When you have sex with someone ,that you ve craved for months,then afterwards you feel disappointed

Gemma was KFC sex,I d wanted to fuck her for ages but it was really disappointing

KFC Sex by G dogo April 3, 2022

KFC Slider 

It is the shit you have after eating KFC chicken. The shit is so slick it just rockets out of your anus spirialing around the bowl leaving a perfect streak and a one wiper clean up.

Hey Bob, i just drop a KFC Slider!

Check out this streak from the KFC Slider.

It's KFC Slider time!

KFC Slider by John Allan January 8, 2008

KFC snacker 

An item on the KFC menu which is most commonly ordered on ash wednesday and tanksgiving.

There are many types:

Buffalo KFC Snacker
Ultimate Cheese KFC Snacker
KFC Fish Snacker
HBBQ Snacker

Why spend a dollar when you could just go to KFC and get a KFC snacker for $.99?

KFC snacker by KFC Snacker December 14, 2008