Winning in life and not giving a fuck about what others think.
Donald Trump ...and I said to Iran, “Don’t fuck with us!” Trumping!
A smart dude who holds his liquor and women. And has a massive dick.
Jeana Oh Scott your dick is huge!
Scott I know so spread your ass cheeks wide girl!
An acronym that stands for,
Bitchy
Idiotic
Dick
Evil
Narcoleptic
Dude 1 The English teacha gave me a shithole grade.
Dude 2 What a Biden.
What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.
The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.
Drinking alcoholic beverages the morning after a night of heavy drinking. This is supposed to help relieve the hangover but really has no positive effects.
Bro I was so pickled on those margaritas last night. I have to go hair of the dog.
Buy a
hair of the dog
mug!
