lolpenis

A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.
"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"

Response: "Lolpenis"
by Biblo February 15, 2005
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Chris Morris

The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."

Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"

Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)

Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."

Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
by Biblo August 29, 2005
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Crapfully Yours

An odd punk band fronted by the mysterious Astoundo. They're best known for their hit "OMFG!! Zombies!!!" which featured in the Biblo cartoon of the same name.
"Hey did you go to that Crapfully Yours gig the other day?"

"NO!! THEY HAVEN'T PLAYED ANY GIGS YOU IDIOT!!!"
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dead children

Hey look at all those dead children
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Martin Dixon

The crazy bearded bassist of No Standing.
"Holy shit, did you see what Martin just did?!"
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Bored With Cereal

A band that's consist of four members. Thomas(vocals), Chris(guitar), Séamus(bass) and Astoundo(drums). They recently won the Sandford Park Battle of the Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes.
Hey, do you like Bored With Cereal?
by Biblo February 15, 2005
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