Biafra J's definitions

crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004

Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.

Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.

That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.

by Biafra J July 25, 2004

career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.

guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral

Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Prat

The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.

Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004