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tofu project

A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)
by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020
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paradumpster

Paradumpster: noun (portmanteau of "paradise" and "dumpster"). A formerly scenic destination converted into a crumbling trash-pile by local socialist government. A shithole that once wasn't.
"Cuba is Bernie's tropical paradumpster."
by Bezzle Bedeviled February 6, 2020
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Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.
"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"
by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022
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TWRA

"TWRA" is an acronym for "take women's rights away" or "taking women's rights away", as promoted by the "Turd Flinging Monkey" (TFM) internet personality.
"We need to take women's rights away, and do it fast, because all they do is vote for more communism and more immigration, and end up destroying the culture that enfranchised them in the first place. When the Moslems outnumber you in your own country, they'll institute Sharia Law and make it happen anyway—so the native men in these countries are better off TWRA right now while they still can. Because otherwise it's Allahu Akbar-in-the-USSR civilizational extinction and back to the Dark Ages, and kiss your language and maybe your race goodbye too."
by Bezzle Bedeviled December 20, 2018
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