Bezzle Bedeviled's definitions

Dread Coof

No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.

"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"

by Bezzle Bedeviled July 11, 2022

explode brown

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

wallychops

British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.

"Sgt. Wallychops is an absolute plonker!" (said of a dimwitted traffic constable)

by Bezzle Bedeviled February 20, 2020

TWRA

"TWRA" is an acronym for "take women's rights away" or "taking women's rights away", as promoted by the "Turd Flinging Monkey" (TFM) internet personality.

"We need to take women's rights away, and do it fast, because all they do is vote for more communism and more immigration, and end up destroying the culture that enfranchised them in the first place. When the Moslems outnumber you in your own country, they'll institute Sharia Law and make it happen anyway—so the native men in these countries are better off TWRA right now while they still can. Because otherwise it's Allahu Akbar-in-the-USSR civilizational extinction and back to the Dark Ages, and kiss your language and maybe your race goodbye too."

by Bezzle Bedeviled December 20, 2018