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Niggatello

White Guy "Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?"
Black Guy "Niggatello!"
White Guy "Fuck that! He's the worst one!"
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A contest to make the mot humorous, stupid, or disturbing definitions online. I've seen some pretty messed up things on this site. I hope I can win this contest too. I'll be thinking of wild terms to define as time goes on.
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Hello

The worst swear word ever. It's 1000000000 times worse than the N-Word, the F-Word, the C-Word, or any other swear. Never say "hello" to anyone or you will get beat up.
Stranger "Hello!"
Me "Watch your damn mouth, Jerk!"
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BGB

Bubble Gum Bonus. These were rare extra credit points that one of my college professors, gave out to us when we did something special. They were pieces of bubblegum that were worth 1 point on our final average for each wrapper we turned in at the end of the semester.
Clever Student "Want to go out tonight?"
Struggling Student "Ugh! This class is so hard! I can't, I'll be studying all night."
Clever Student "Let me show you a trick to ace this class. Come with me."
Struggling Student "Ok! Where are we going?"
Clever Student "To the Dollar Store. To buy some BGBs."
Struggling Student "What do you mean?"
Clever Student "Let's just buy some of the stupid bubblegum. That idiot teacher will never know the difference."

Epilogue: Both students get 100's in the class because of these BGBs. The idiot teacher never find out about this plan.
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Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT
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Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.
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