25 definitions by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

Grindergasm

Having a Grindergasm is When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal

Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.

Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.
Oh I had one of those once and they're amazing Steve

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 2, 2013

Grindergasm

When a male reaches accidental Orgasm by the vibrations given off when using an angle grinder for cutting metal.

Hey pete, I was cutting that metal bar off when I had a pleasant Grindergasm.
Still got a nice clean cut even though my body was pulsating all over the yard.

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 1, 2013

Harley Shortster

A Harley Shortster is a person who is very short and the Harley Davidson Sportster model is the only Motorcycle they can ride because of this downfall

Look at that Harley Shortster Dave,Nice bike though

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty January 28, 2011

Bog Buster

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 11, 2010

Sausagefast

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009

time waxing

to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation

my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit

I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 4, 2013