Definitions by Bertyflirtyandimthirty

Bog Buster 

When a mans balls are so long they skim the surface of the water when taking a dump,replicating the action of the bouncing bombs during the dambusters strikes in germany

Cor daves balls hang so low when he has a shit he must be a bog buster

Bog Buster by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 14, 2010

Houslycar

When a person spends more time in there car than in the house.The person may run the engine so as to heat the car.The car can be used as a sleeping place.

Hey take a look at Shane he has been running his Fiesta all day to keep it warm,must be his Houslycar

Houslycar by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010

rollmop cock

When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............

Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!

rollmop cock by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010

time waxing

to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation

my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing

time waxing by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

lumby frog 

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

lumby frog by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

Slapyates 

A human being with at least 1 toe on each foot that is upside down(usually the little toe)can be passed down through familys or through ill fitting shoes

My little toes are upside down doctor?
Thats ok they are just Slapyates

Slapyates by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 1, 2009

Pugresting 

The art of spending a lot of time in a peugeot car with the seat reclined,sometimes sleeping,the person doing this would normally park in an area that is hard to see,so not to be spotted.

Look at that guy he has been pugresting all morning

Pugresting by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 22, 2009