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Lumbtrip

When a friend or work mate asks you to go on a road trip abroad with them
At first you think that's nice
Then when you set of on your trip,you realise they have asked you along to pay half the costs
Where you been Steve?
I've been away to Belgium.
Did you have a good time?
To be honest I was taken for a Lumbtrip!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 18, 2013
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lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond
look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009
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Pugbayer

A person who drives a small peugeot car to take sold ebay goods to the post office,engine size is usualy limited to 1600cc maximum
Oh no we are gonna be late,a pugbayer is at the post office counter
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009
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Lumbster

A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty June 17, 2013
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Little Rob

A person who you can trust and have a good time with. A natural leader with good manners,He can also sometimes be known as Captain or Thumb
Been out today with Little Rob and everything went smoothly as expected
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty September 6, 2013
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rollmop cock

When a mans penis looks similar to a roll mop herring,The penis should also smell of pickled onion and fish to be correctly diagnosed as Roll Mop Cock............
Oh Dale your cock is disgusting it looks like a Rollmop cock and stinks of onion,your not coming near me seafood balls!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty October 12, 2010
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Treadfull

When riding ones motorcycle and you accidentally ride through Dog Shit
I've had a treadfull today since I hit all that shit!
by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013
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