Definitions by Bertrand McNally

geto classic 

An contest of basketball that is different than a regular game due to the presence of the geto master. Invariably, the geto master is the mvp.

Deshaun threw down some sick dunks in the geto classic but the geto master was even better.

geto classic by Bertrand McNally September 10, 2008

andrew martinez 

A occasional participant in the asian basketball classic. He is considered by many to be a rising star in the event but as of yet he has not yet developed enough unorthodox moves (sometimes known as doc moves).

One day andrew martinez might win the asian classic

andrew martinez by Bertrand McNally August 13, 2006

geto 

A word that is exclaimed when something good happens. However, it can also describe something cool.

I just got that new Mike Jones CD. It's so geto I just have to blast it in my car.

geto by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

the colonel 

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

the colonel by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

clownitis 

A curious redness surrounding the mouth region of one's face. Clownitis is often accompanied by extreme acne in the same region.

Jim: Did that kid get punched in the mouth?
Rondell: No thats just his clownitis, he's had it for months.

clownitis by Bertrand McNally November 3, 2005