Bernard's definitions

shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 2, 2005

n30n

a stealthy death ninja, and generally really cool person

n30n is the coolest

by Bernard March 24, 2003

altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by Bernard March 4, 2005

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS

don't get all pissy on me.

by bernard April 11, 2003

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 2, 2005

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 1, 2006