Bernard's definitions

shoop

to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth

"goddamit tim i was enjoying that cake until you went and shooped me with ball sweat"

by bernard February 2, 2005

furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition

Munoz is such a furby!

by Bernard March 9, 2005

cockblocker

to try to stop one from getting booty

stop cockblokin nigga

by bernard December 3, 2003

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 1, 2006

popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.

My favorite place in the world is popcfg.

by Bernard February 5, 2004

n30n

a stealthy death ninja, and generally really cool person

n30n is the coolest

by Bernard March 24, 2003