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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
mugGet the SOImug.

Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!
by Benncm July 12, 2011
mugGet the Roidentmug.

Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.
"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
by Benncm June 21, 2011
mugGet the Gamificationmug.

Sext

Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?
by Benncm July 8, 2011
mugGet the Sextmug.

Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.
Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....
by Benncm February 28, 2011
mugGet the Geyzermug.

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!
Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.
by Benncm January 7, 2011
mugGet the Egomug.

TIS

Acronym for 'This is Shit" - usually to pass judgement on something which has been deemed inferior.
Baby Geniuses starring Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd

TIS
by Benncm July 4, 2011
mugGet the TISmug.

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