Ben Scott's definitions

Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Fucktard

Fusion of Fuck and Retard clearly meaning Fucking Retard

Ewok is such a fucktard when he talks to girls

by Ben Scott May 4, 2006

Drop-the-bomb

When one pulls the foreskin together and urinates, releasing no urine, then, when the time is right, releasing his load on the world. Common among ice hockey players and people from Texas.

Look guys, look what I can do. I dropped th bomb.

by Ben Scott October 14, 2003

Hairbag

If it's your Hairbag then it rocks your world like nothing else of it's sort.

'she's well my hairbag'!

something can more often than not be...'not my hairbag'.

Hairbag is one of the best, most descriptive words known to man.

by Ben Scott April 6, 2004

Ewok

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

induhvidual

An exceptionally clueless person. Popularized by Scott Adams's "Dilbert".

That induhvidual didn't even know what brand of computer he was using.

by Ben Scott May 22, 2003

Hmmlo

The common greeting of nerds..fusion of Hmmm and Hello

Hmmmlo yall

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004