Definitions by Ben Scott

Fucktard 

Fusion of Fuck and Retard clearly meaning Fucking Retard

Ewok is such a fucktard when he talks to girls

Fucktard by Ben Scott May 4, 2006

Hairbag 

If it's your Hairbag then it rocks your world like nothing else of it's sort.

'she's well my hairbag'!

something can more often than not be...'not my hairbag'.

Hairbag is one of the best, most descriptive words known to man.

Hairbag by Ben Scott April 6, 2004

Hmmlo 

The common greeting of nerds..fusion of Hmmm and Hello

Hmmmlo yall

Hmmlo by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Batard 

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

Batard by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Ewok 

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

Ewok by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Drop-the-bomb 

When one pulls the foreskin together and urinates, releasing no urine, then, when the time is right, releasing his load on the world. Common among ice hockey players and people from Texas.

Look guys, look what I can do. I dropped th bomb.

Drop-the-bomb by Ben Scott October 14, 2003

induhvidual 

An exceptionally clueless person. Popularized by Scott Adams's "Dilbert".

That induhvidual didn't even know what brand of computer he was using.

induhvidual by Ben Scott May 22, 2003