Ben Dover's definitions

ams

someone who H/U's with Jak me off bowski

you know what it is

by Ben Dover February 13, 2003

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005

Cherochaun

Half Cherokee Indian and Half Leprechaun that plays with his shillelagh wants to play with Pocahantas.Originates from Chief Sitting Shillelagh located in Southern Virginia,may be mistaken for an Arab.

Between 6'2 and 6'8 black hair,mark of the beast in middle of forehead,or red dot has protruding nose and unibrow.When intoxicated head may hang low.

by Ben Dover August 5, 2004

Sjozmot

The feeling of drunkeness brought upon by lack of sleep or extreme tiredness.

Guy 1: "Fuck man, i'm sjozmot"
Guy 2: "Go to sleep, fuckwad."
Guy 1: "Man i'm so wasted"

by Ben Dover December 19, 2003

chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 4, 2004

lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode

that ho was sucking his lunchmeat

by Ben Dover January 7, 2004

dumper

Big, or realy big. Being characterized by bigness. adj.

Shit! That dumper bitch just flicked me off.

by Ben Dover December 31, 2003