Ben's definitions

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 23, 2005

Indy

Indy is short for Independent. Such as Independent film, Independent music, Independent wrestling, ect. Indy is anything that's not "big" or main stream. Indy is usually the feeder system for these things, the next generation of film makers and actors are usually indy, as well as musicians and wrestlers.

There's an indy film festival this weekend.
Next up is some indy music.
This Saturday there's an indy wrestling show.

by Ben April 2, 2004

Bilbo

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

Bilbo is a cool old Hobbit.

by Ben February 22, 2005

marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.

Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!

by Ben April 5, 2005

gazooks

GAZOOKS IS AN EXCLAMAION

HOLY SH** GAZOOKS IM DYING

by ben July 16, 2005

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006