magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel

Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong

by Ben February 09, 2005

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 13, 2004

shaida

a hott bitch

shaida iz fit

by Ben September 20, 2003

beauticious

Viciously beautiful. Mom

Seeing my mom naked is a very beauticious sight!

by Ben April 21, 2005

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 04, 2005

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 02, 2003

saeo

n. The greatest mac of all.

Saeo pwnz on you. He elfed your mom.

by ben February 17, 2005