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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
by Ben March 23, 2005
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neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.
"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."
by Ben December 8, 2003
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flash

Dwyane Wade's nickname, courtesy of Shaq.
"Yo, you see Flash take it to the house against Houston last week?"
by Ben February 17, 2005
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April Fools' Day

nickname for the first day of april. the one day out of the year that practical jokes are acceptable and encouraged.
"man, that was funny when you woke your dad up at 3 in the morning on april fools day and told him the house was on fire."
by Ben April 3, 2005
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anshutz

Simply, in all the meaning of the word, God.

Master of time, space, and dimension.

Master of all things awesome and sweet.

Ninja

Manly

Someone who travels to Europe and enjoys custard.
"Wow, that kid is so anshutz"
by Ben November 9, 2004
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BMW M3

The BMW M3 is BMW's sport coupe. 1st introduced in 1986. It was designed to compete with the Mercedes Benz 190.

The e30 M3 was built for the track and won many races.

The e36 M3 was built for the track as well as the road and featured staggered wheel sizes and an I6 that produced around 320HP from a 3.0 or 3.2 liter engine depending on when the car was manufatcutred. In mid-late 90s there was a 4 door version.

The current M3 (e46) produces 333Bhp from a 3.2 liter inline 6. and has nearly all the ammentys one could want as options from heated seats to stabilty and traction control.
The M3 represents some of the finest German Automobiles made.
by Ben May 13, 2005
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townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.
townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away
by ben November 8, 2004
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