Ben's definitions

poo

something that comes out of your ass

"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen

by ben February 28, 2005

Il1k3c3r34l

one of the top 100 spammers on genmay, also a wannabe chop gawd

Il1k3c3r34l: OMG wow

by Ben August 30, 2003

orangetastic

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.

Your mom's orangetastic!

by Ben July 9, 2003

fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

bolitified

mangled, deformed, retarded

Wow that was one fucking bolitified rabbit, it's ear was coming out of its ass.

by Ben November 25, 2003