Ben's definitions

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

sandwich

1) n. **Etymology- comes from the Earl of Sandwich, the inventor of the dish**
A food item traditionally served with certain ingrediants between two slices of bread (although certain sandwiches such as the club, have more than two slices). The ingredients can consist of anything from peanut butter to gravy.

2) v. To pin between two objects/people.

1. This ham sandwich is awesome!

2. He was sandwiched between two slabs of granite.

by Ben May 17, 2004

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 6, 2005

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 7, 2004

ups

Uninterruptible Power Supply

We are going so put a UPS on the server so it does not go offline when the power goes out.

by Ben May 9, 2005

pulp fiction

a kick ass movie starring ben stiller and meg ryan about some police guys who are trying to find this man who pissed in this like totally holy river.
awesome totally 5 stars.

we gotta get this motherfucker who pissed in the river of satchoowa

by ben January 18, 2005

lolly pop

50 cents word of dick

ill let u lick the lolly pop
-50cent

by ben February 7, 2005