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calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight
Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell
by Ben September 16, 2003
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lacfy

An acronym standing for:
Let's All Clap for you.

It was created by none other than Ben C. Many people have caught on to this brilliant acronym. You can walk around the suburban, the inner, rural, or urban streets of Atlanta, GA and you'll hear people chanting "lacfy! lacfy!"

Anyways, this phrase has been utterly KILLED, MURDERED, MOLESTED, and STABBED to death by Adam. He has used this so freaking much that it has been dead for so long, despite the chantings of it throughout Georgia.

Examples:
Ben: Adam, is the final Math Exam hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, surfers
Ben: Sir?
Adam: Sir? Sir? Sir? WTF FFS.
Ben: WTF is wrong with you?
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: Is the college level Calculus 4 test hard? If I fail I will have to retake this year
Adam: Lacfy
by Ben May 13, 2005
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humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
by Ben September 8, 2006
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lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.
Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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Wack

Something that just plain sucks, or isn't cool at all. Lame.
by Ben November 22, 2003
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Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors
RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)
by ben December 14, 2003
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jackpot

adverb-refers to the act of a lady going in to a sperm clinic and being impregnated with a random sperm sample. Then waiting 20 years to see how the child grows up, if their successful, jackpot.
it's not retarded, jackpot.
by ben November 16, 2003
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