Ben's definitions

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

Anal

To fuck inside ones ass

"Ben got fucked hard anal by bernard all last night

by Ben May 13, 2005

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 9, 2003

fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

poo

something that comes out of your ass

"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen

by ben February 28, 2005