Ben's definitions

Glaw

A word with no meaning, used as a response to a question with the intent to annoy someone.

-"Do you know where the pickles are?"

-"Glaw!"

by Ben January 13, 2009

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

Scag Rat

Skinny person who looks like they are on drugs

Lucie the scag rat is coming round later

by Ben February 25, 2004

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

poodoo

a white trash, nasty person; a hick

That girl is so poodoo.

by ben September 22, 2003

gtfo

A term used in Digital Paintball to say "Get the fuck out" Which is pointless because there is no way you can wipe a hit in a computer simulated paintball game.

1337#1: GTFO Newb!
Newb: There's no way you can wipe fucking dumbass.

by Ben September 18, 2004

thingy

1. A word that can substitute for any other English noun.

2. An item, concept, or idea that is a thing.

3. See also: thingamajig

Please put the thingy over but the thingy.

by Ben September 10, 2003