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Derwood

a handicap person's erection
The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood
by Ben February 3, 2005
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London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"
by Ben December 4, 2003
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long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)
Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses
by ben December 14, 2003
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kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!
Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!
by Ben December 21, 2004
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goth

Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.

Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.

If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
S/He listens to "Gothic rock"
S/He lives a goth lifestyle.
by Ben December 4, 2004
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dova

A post whore. Someone who likes to post in a forum to raise his post count. A riding queen.
Dova posts "I like it man" cause he's a little bitch
by Ben August 15, 2003
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who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
by Ben November 24, 2004
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