Ben's definitions

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

lacfy

Ben came up with this brilliant acronym. It is used online and in real life. From a scale from 1-10 it is a 10 in terms of annoyingness.

Lacfy = Lets all clap for you (or any last letter depending on what it refers to).

You can use lacfy even when someone says something utterly irrelevant to the topic. Here are some examples:

Jason: I told Coach Artis that the Statue of Liberty is in South Africa and he believed me!
You: Lacfy

Jason: I can't stand you
You: Lacfy

by Ben February 21, 2005

edm

euro domestic market or a euro car moded with euro specific parts

that jetta is edm style

by ben March 6, 2004

king dong

length

what is your length

by ben October 13, 2003

kicks

shoes, usually of the basketball variety.

nice kicks bra, they new?

by ben November 7, 2003