Ben's definitions

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004

crildo

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

by ben May 1, 2005

poodoo

a white trash, nasty person; a hick

That girl is so poodoo.

by ben September 22, 2003

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003

pawned

To conquer an enemy in an online game such as Counter-Strike.

I totally pawned BoomBoomStick!

by Ben February 13, 2003

butt guppies

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

by Ben October 8, 2004

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003