Ben's definitions

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 7, 2005

lacfy

Let's All Clap For You.

Yup Adam did kill it.

Ben: Hey, is the Algebra 2 Final hard?
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Dude, seriously
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, skaters, preps
Ben: Is the test hard GOSH DARNIT?!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: If I DON'T PASS I WILL FAIL
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Seriously
Adam: Ch Ch Ch Chea
Ben: Is it hard or not?
Adam: Chea
Ben: What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: SERIOUSLY
Adam: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Ben: Hu hu hu that's so funny!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: I AM GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF. BYE

by Ben May 13, 2005

internet explorer

Mozilla Firefox's bitch.

Firefox pwns Internet Explorer. 'Nuf said.

by Ben December 28, 2005

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo

Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1

by Ben April 13, 2005

Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

by Ben November 16, 2003