Ben's definitions

ripe

achin to get fucked.

Skyeesha's pussy is ripe as fuc

by ben December 18, 2002

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 5, 2003

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

rig

anything...... if you look at something and don't right away remember what it is called then it is a rig. generally you will be pointing at the object in question.

"hey fuckmook, can you hand me that rig"

by ben January 25, 2004

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005