Beltazar's definitions

Eggy Menace

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Cunt Bag

A straight up bastard of a geezer

That lad is a pure cunt bag

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Thips

That sexy af part of a girlie ting's body where the thighs and hips meet, found most often on thicc pengers.

That girl had some spicy thips.

by Beltazar May 30, 2018

Bushwhaker

A sound lad that would help your nan fix a sink or potentially steal your dads sandals. Often found to have very large ballbags.

My grandson is a real nice bushwhaker although he gets bare nudes from peng tings.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Penard Cocker

A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.

Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.

by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Galla

Cock blasting cock fun

Those gay guys were having a serious galla

by Beltazar November 11, 2017