Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 09, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.

That asshole went to the show without me.

by Beltazar October 14, 2017

Cunt Bag

A straight up bastard of a geezer

That lad is a pure cunt bag

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

Thiccccccccc

When the booty and thighs so thicc part of your brain shuts down, your dick turns into a fanny and your heart rapes your kidney.

That girl Thiccccccccc

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

Glorious Glowing Locks

A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.

Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.

by Beltazar November 09, 2017

Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 12, 2017