Beltazar's definitions

Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Spazzy Dwarf

A angry and retarded girl who looks blazed off her tits about 90% of the time, usually named sheree.

Mate that is one spazzy dwarf

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in

F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

S.A.W.G

Skinny ass white guy

Look at that s.a.w.g over there

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

Thiccccccccc

When the booty and thighs so thicc part of your brain shuts down, your dick turns into a fanny and your heart rapes your kidney.

That girl Thiccccccccc

by Beltazar November 13, 2017