BellsBeach50's definitions
The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.
(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.
by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024
Get the The BARTERTOWNmug. The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.
by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024
Get the The BARTERTOWNmug. The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.
I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.
by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019
Get the The Wishing Wellmug. As you are banging your girl from the rear you tell her you would like a blowjob. As she stands to change positions you throw a Stone Cold Stunner on her knocking her out. You then proceed to trash her place by flipping over furniture and breaking anything you can before exiting. When she awakes it will look and feel like a bomb went off.
by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019
Get the The Nagasakimug.