Placebeau Effect

Occurs when a girl thinks she has found a man that will make all her dreams come true. It doesn't matter about reality--because she views him as her 'beau'--she becomes oblivious to his shortcomings and is totally enamored with the smallest of things. Even a one-word text message becomes loaded with meaning for her.
(Girl looks at her phone and smiles, all dreamy-eyed)

Roommate: what's up? You look tooooo happy...

Girl: oh nothing, I just got the sweetest text from Cedric!

Roommate: (cynically) Really! What pearl of wonderfulness did he say, if you don't mind my asking..

Girl: (with stars in her eyes) he said "Sup!"

Roommate: (muttering quietly) It's the friggin' placebeau effect at work again...
by Belch Queen June 12, 2019
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Silent Screamer

That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.

FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!

ME: Thank you! Good to see you!

SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!

ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...

FRIEND: What??

ME: What do you mean what?

FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?

ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.

FRIEND: ok...

ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 20, 2021
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Penchanting

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.
1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.
by Belch Queen May 24, 2019
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Holistic Steamroller

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 04, 2019
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Bummed

Feeling knocked onto the butt, or bum, by circumstances. Synonym of down, dejected, sad or disappointed.
I realize my friend doesn't really give a shit, and now I'm bummed.
by Belch Queen February 10, 2019
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missappropriate

Missappropriate is the state of feeling an appropriate sense of missing someone. When you don't see-- or talk to-- someone for which you have fondness, connection, strong feelings, and deep bond, you Missappropriate them.

Not to be confused with misappropriate, which is to wrongly use funds designated for one purpose for another purpose, usually for ill gain.
Example:
Rachel: I miss Douglas. I love him and enjoy his company, but now I hardly ever see him.

Alan: that's completely Missappropriate, you love him and you feel bonded to him.
by Belch Queen March 13, 2018
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Soddened

It means something similar to the traditional term saddened, but the cause of the state is specifically due to a miserable sod passing their misery to the soddened individual by some various means. Most often soddening occurs to those who love the sod or need something from the sod, to those who don't expect their beloved sod would choose to hurt them, and are made sick with the sodness of betrayal and abandonment by the unhappy sod.

The condition may be temporary. Sometimes those who experience it wise up. Other times healing takes place between sod and saddened. Unfortunately, often the soddened make a habit of falling prey to this condition.

This can happen to anybody, lovers, friends, or kids of miserable sods.
Her: What happened to Joelle? She is not herself these days.

Gossip monger: haven't you heard? Bruce just was being Bruce, and he's an unhappy ol sod, but she took it personally, and now she's totally soddened.

Her: Sucks to be her...

Bruce: (who happens to be walking by) Sucks to be me! Nobody cares how I was soddened!

Her: I thought Joelle cared...
by Belch Queen November 26, 2018
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