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John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.
Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.
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walmart

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.
Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.
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Ecstasy

Without a doubt the most fun drug in existence (and I've tried my share of drugs). If you know someone who makes it and can get you pure MDMA I'd advise taking the habit up because MDMA isn't actually amazingly dangerous. What is dangerous is everything it can be laced or cut with. The term E-bomb is really quite perfect for the drug. You have no idea how much power is in one tiny pill. I love rolling. I love rolling stoned. I love rolling and walking. My first time I took a green dragonfly smoked a pack of reds with some buds and I fell in love with a mailbox, apoligized to a rock because I thought I made it cry, and absolutly refused to eat because I didn't want to kill the french fries. If you can't find pure (ore very close) MDMA my personal rules for E are: Never more that one every two weeks, keep it on your fingers (don't go over ten times), adn don't take two unless they're the same type and you've waited an hour since the first pill and still don't feel it. As long as your careful you'll have a WONDERFUL experiance.
Earlier tonight I took Ecstasy before the Nickelback concert that I didn't realize was cut with heroin. I'm not going to lie it was fun but I constantly got this feeling that I was dying and I didn't care.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 22, 2007
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heroin

Extreemly addictive, dangerous, and undeniably fun drug, that if used more than once or twice can cause serious problems. My advice is if you really REALLY want to do heroin, chase the dragon. DO NOT INJECT IT. AN OVERDOSE IS MORE LIKELY AND ADDICTION CAN SET IN AFTER ONE TIME.
Today I took an E-bomb for a concert that I didn't know had heroin in it. It was one of the greatest things I've every felt but even while rolling I regretted doing it. Heroin WILL mess you up if used, even responsibly. Your safest bet is just to stay away.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 22, 2007
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wow

More addictive than Heroin and it will eventually causee you to lose intrest in everything you once cared about. WoW is Blizzards way of proving to the world that there are things that are more dangerous than drugs.
My freind started playing WoW last year. He stopped hanging with us and will play WoW over having sex with his girlfreind. This is the reason I have decided to just never even try it. WoW will fuck you up man.
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snickers

A candy bar that has argueably the greatest/funniest commercials known to man.
Guy 1-Did you see that Snickers comercial during the superbowl?

Guy 2- Yeah but that isn't as good as the Happy peanut song one
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rolling

One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.
I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.
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