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One of two major politcal parties in the US. Commonly associated with George W. Bush when in fact he is a neo-conservative. Many people think that to be a republican you must be a christian, which is also untrue.
I consider my self a Republican/Libretarian yet I dislike Bush (though not as much as Kerry), support the legalization of drugs, and am an Agnostic. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 23, 2007
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One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.
I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 23, 2007
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Extreemly addictive, dangerous, and undeniably fun drug, that if used more than once or twice can cause serious problems. My advice is if you really REALLY want to do heroin, chase the dragon. DO NOT INJECT IT. AN OVERDOSE IS MORE LIKELY AND ADDICTION CAN SET IN AFTER ONE TIME.
Today I took an E-bomb for a concert that I didn't know had heroin in it. It was one of the greatest things I've every felt but even while rolling I regretted doing it. Heroin WILL mess you up if used, even responsibly. Your safest bet is just to stay away.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 21, 2007
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Without a doubt the most fun drug in existence (and I've tried my share of drugs). If you know someone who makes it and can get you pure MDMA I'd advise taking the habit up because MDMA isn't actually amazingly dangerous. What is dangerous is everything it can be laced or cut with. The term E-bomb is really quite perfect for the drug. You have no idea how much power is in one tiny pill. I love rolling. I love rolling stoned. I love rolling and walking. My first time I took a green dragonfly smoked a pack of reds with some buds and I fell in love with a mailbox, apoligized to a rock because I thought I made it cry, and absolutly refused to eat because I didn't want to kill the french fries. If you can't find pure (ore very close) MDMA my personal rules for E are: Never more that one every two weeks, keep it on your fingers (don't go over ten times), adn don't take two unless they're the same type and you've waited an hour since the first pill and still don't feel it. As long as your careful you'll have a WONDERFUL experiance.
Earlier tonight I took Ecstasy before the Nickelback concert that I didn't realize was cut with heroin. I'm not going to lie it was fun but I constantly got this feeling that I was dying and I didn't care.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 21, 2007
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The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 23, 2007
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The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.
Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 24, 2007
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A word I'll use to get into womens pants.
I'm not lying when I say I love you... I'm just not in love with you.
by Being sober is for the weak. February 23, 2007
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