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Republican 

One of two major politcal parties in the US. Commonly associated with George W. Bush when in fact he is a neo-conservative. Many people think that to be a republican you must be a christian, which is also untrue.
I consider my self a Republican/Libretarian yet I dislike Bush (though not as much as Kerry), support the legalization of drugs, and am an Agnostic. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.
Commonly believed to be a white man trying to be black when in fact it is any person of any race trying to act black.
Wigger means Wannabe Nigger not White nigger dumbshits.
A word I'll use to get into womens pants.
I'm not lying when I say I love you... I'm just not in love with you.

snickers 

A candy bar that has argueably the greatest/funniest commercials known to man.
Guy 1-Did you see that Snickers comercial during the superbowl?

Guy 2- Yeah but that isn't as good as the Happy peanut song one
A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.
Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.
One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.
I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.