Definitions by Beeb E. King

Eightballed 

To be eightballed is to be slapped in the face for being mouthy and obnoxious. It refers to the slap heard round the world delivered to Danay Howard by Jorge Pena on the F-train in Greenwich Village after she belittled and then struck him. At the time, he was wearing a retro eightball leather jacket, not an easy fashion statement to pull off. This man is legend.

Bitch was mouthing off to everybody just before she got Eightballed.

Eightballed by Beeb E. King November 16, 2014

Torturing the Porcelain 

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

Torturing the Porcelain by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

morontorium

A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.

I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.

morontorium by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

IYC 

Shorthand for In Your Corner.

Used to tip you off when the person you're disagreeing with is in your corner. Useful when you're arguing while drunk or stoned and your buddy wants to keep you from being embarrassed.

Dude, shut up, he's IYC.

Stop saying stupid shit, he's IYC, he knows what he's talking about.

IYC by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

toke thief 

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.

No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.

toke thief by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Beeb

More easily spoken version of the acronym BBS. The origin of the word beebism.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.

I can't get any work done 'cause I'm on the Beeb all day.

Beeb by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Phreemus of the Phartosis 

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.

After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis

Phreemus of the Phartosis by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011