Beeb E. King's definitions
Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
Get the Torturing the Porcelain mug.To be eightballed is to be slapped in the face for being mouthy and obnoxious. It refers to the slap heard round the world delivered to Danay Howard by Jorge Pena on the F-train in Greenwich Village after she belittled and then struck him. At the time, he was wearing a retro eightball leather jacket, not an easy fashion statement to pull off. This man is legend.
by Beeb E. King November 16, 2014
Get the Eightballed mug.A beebism that translates to "two times in the butt".
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.
It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).
The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
It is generally used as an expression of appreciation for an attractive woman, or as an indicator of how do-able she appears to you.
It refers to the number of times you would be willing to engage in anal intercourse with said woman.
It may occasionally be used, usually with a smilie, to denote the exact opposite, signifying that there is, in fact, no way you would be willing to take a drive up the old dirt road with a particulary unattractive woman.
This expression is only known to be used by the inhabitants of the beeb (WERA BBS).
The multiplier 2 may sometimes be increased to reflect a particularly porkable female (3XITB, 4XITB, etc.) Records indicate that no female has ever exceeded the rating of 7XITB.
No multiplier lesser than 2 should be employed when used to signify a delicious piece of eye-candy.
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
Get the 2xITB mug.by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
Get the beebism mug.The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
Get the Wham Bam Thank You Slam mug.The habit of being alert to another's intentions to fool or deceive yourself or others.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.
An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.
He says he isn't isn't trying to move in on my girl but my hocus focus tells me otherwise.
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
Get the Hocus Focus mug.by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
Get the morontorium mug.