beebism

A word or acronym used regularly on the WERA bbs.

2xIDB is the most popular beebism.

His favorite beebism is EAD (eat a dick).

by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Ron Paulgasm

The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.

Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Hocus Focus

The habit of being alert to another's intentions to fool or deceive yourself or others.

A natural tendency to doubt the actions or intentions of others.

An innate ability to spot treachery and deception before it negatively affects oneself.

He says he isn't isn't trying to move in on my girl but my hocus focus tells me otherwise.

"Dude, you never would have been fooled into buying that piece of junk if you had some hocus focus."

by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011

Eightballed

To be eightballed is to be slapped in the face for being mouthy and obnoxious. It refers to the slap heard round the world delivered to Danay Howard by Jorge Pena on the F-train in Greenwich Village after she belittled and then struck him. At the time, he was wearing a retro eightball leather jacket, not an easy fashion statement to pull off. This man is legend.

Bitch was mouthing off to everybody just before she got Eightballed.

by Beeb E. King November 16, 2014

toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.

No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011

Phreemus of the Phartosis

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.

After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis

by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011