rock you like a Herman Cain

A black guy promising to put the moves on a large breasted, blonde white woman before he runs for POTUS.
Here I am!
rock you like a Herman Cain!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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morontorium

A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.
I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Beeb

More easily spoken version of the acronym BBS. The origin of the word beebism.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.
I can't get any work done 'cause I'm on the Beeb all day.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
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toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 21, 2014
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