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Beeb

More easily spoken version of the acronym BBS. The origin of the word beebism.
Slang expression referring to the WERA BBS.
I can't get any work done 'cause I'm on the Beeb all day.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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beebism

A word or acronym used regularly on the WERA bbs.
2xIDB is the most popular beebism.

His favorite beebism is EAD (eat a dick).
by Beeb E. King November 17, 2011
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Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.
by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014
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morontorium

A moratorium on morons, as in deciding to no longer hang around with really stupid people.
I'd like to go to Hooters with you but I'm on a morontorium.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.
After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.
by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011
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Ron Paulgasm

The sexual release felt when Ron Paul worshipers pull their lever in the voting booth. They will experience this feeling whether or not Ron is running for office, and even if it's not a voting year.
Wooooo, that was my best Ron Paulgasm yet!
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Bien sûr les langues étrangères

The foreign languages course in French public schools where all children must, by the age of 10, learn to say "we surrender" in no fewer than 8 languages.
Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao: We are thankful that the Bien sûr les langues étrangères are now insisting on teaching Traditional Chinese.
Now if we could only teach the French to work and stop eating snails. Even we won't eat those gross things.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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