Beavis's definitions

slipknot

a shitty nu-metal poser band who copies Mushroomhead's look

Joseph: Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
Eric: Yeah, it sucks ass
Joseph: Just like Slipknot!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

by beavis March 24, 2004

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

by Beavis December 6, 2003

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 2, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003