31 definitions by Beavis

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis October 4, 2005

beavis song

Its a mad cap song about beavis.. some dude with a big head which is controled by a monkey. (visit www.beavissong.tk)

Beavis you big headed fool.. did you hear your song yet

by Beavis April 10, 2005

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by Beavis October 2, 2003

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by Beavis March 18, 2003

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by Beavis March 24, 2005

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by Beavis December 25, 2004