Beavis's definitions

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2004

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".

If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".

by Beavis November 10, 2004

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by beavis December 24, 2004

pecker pincher

Derogatory term for a gay man. Pinches peckers with his sphincter muscle.

Man, that George is a real pecker pincher.

by Beavis May 17, 2003

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 2, 2003

volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

by Beavis September 10, 2003