Beau_the_smeg's definitions

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason

“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025