Definitions by Beau_the_smeg

Knobber job 

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

Knobber job by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Cheshire handshake 

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason

“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake”
“What a wanker”

Cheshire handshake by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see

“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”

Bovril Autograph by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Blind-beaming 

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

Blind-beaming by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Clinker dinking 

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason

“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”

Clinker dinking by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

Shit temple by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public

“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake”

Blackpool handshake by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025