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Definitions by BeatMeatRepeat

The western plastic fetish 

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.
Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

Shallow pockets workplace 

A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.
Fuck shallow pockets workplaces.

Big pharma fetish 

When someone almost always chooses pharmaceutical pills to handle their body problem even when there are more effective and less damaging methods of fixing their body problems. This person has an obsession with pills, they ignore healthy eating habits and want all their problems to be fixed by these pills. being sick & under the thumb of big pharma is their fetish and their goal in life.
instead of doing paleo & intermittent fasting or going on a diet joe decided to be a fat lazy bitch with a big pharma fetish and started taking weight loss medications.

Pimpchester Bishop 

The bishop of Winchester England who started the very first brothels in England. This Bishop pulled in stacks of cash from this. He did this during a time where prostitution was illegal. This is one of the many instances where Christian clergy has hired prostitutes.
God damn, that location to open your "library" will turn you into the Pimpchester Bishop!

Free return milking 

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

cotton candy flavored lung cancer 

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro