Beardstard 's definitions

Beardstard

Bearded bastard. Bit of cunt really.

My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

capufucklatte

the wanky types of hot beverage to be found at hipster bespoke coffeeshops.

I had my regular capufucklatte today and strangely it did not leave me feeling full of vim verve and vigour. I must be turning into an adult rather than the superficial wanktard hipster cunt I am normally

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Quintessential

The word a wankbag dumbfucktard will constantly interject into a conversation to fake having a vocabulary.

In yet another example of his lack of depth Harry used the word quintessential to describe
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.

by Beardstard April 15, 2020

dumbfucktard

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse

Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Beardstard

A bearded bastard

That hipster beardstard with his wanky capufucklatte is getting on my tits.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020