21 definitions by Bearded Abe

worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.
B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.
by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005
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according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.
spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.
by Bearded Abe March 2, 2005
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the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
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The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
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see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull
don't be retarded and fucking get NAKED!!
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
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I can relate to nirvana. I started to listen them a few years ago. They saved my fucking life. I love that kind of music. It needs to be revived,
Nirvana is my savior
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
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