Bearded Abe's definitions
see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
Get the nudemug. i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.
by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005
Get the Redneck Americamug. by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
Get the Led Zeppelinmug. when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.
Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.
by bearded abe March 5, 2005
Get the an old fuckmug. according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.
u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.
u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.
by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005
Get the spongebobmug. I can relate to nirvana. I started to listen them a few years ago. They saved my fucking life. I love that kind of music. It needs to be revived,
Nirvana is my savior
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
Get the Nirvanamug. worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.
B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.
by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005
Get the B.E.Tmug.