Bearded Abe's definitions

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

nude

see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull

don't be retarded and fucking get NAKED!!

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Led Zeppelin

The most over rated band ever.

Too overrated!!! sorry

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Redneck America

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.

America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.

by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005

Ehh Fuck It

ehh fuck it. i have nothing to say.

Ehh fuck it, i have nother to say.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005

Nirvana

I can relate to nirvana. I started to listen them a few years ago. They saved my fucking life. I love that kind of music. It needs to be revived,

Nirvana is my savior

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

B.E.T

worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.

B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005