Definitions by Bearded Abe

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

an old fuck by bearded abe March 5, 2005

spongebob 

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

spongebob by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

white shower 

when a guy explodes his cum all over a girls chest. and it keeps cumming...

watch out for the white shower.

white shower by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

nude

see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull

don't be retarded and fucking get NAKED!!

nude by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Pussy licking 

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

Pussy licking by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

The Bible 

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

The Bible by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Guns N' Roses 

...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better

They suck what are you going to do??

Guns N' Roses by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005