Definitions by Bbb23’s left testicle

Blueskyism

The worst aspects of (some of) the American left rolled into one, which make progressivism less appealing to the general public. Helped Trump win in 2024.

Aspects of Blueskyism include an inability to STFU about Trump/Vance/Elon, etc., demonization and even death threats towards, for example, the center-left (see the journo Jesse Singal), "cancel culture" in general, extreme hostility towards anyone who promotes A.I., et cetera.

As its name suggests, it's associated with the titular Twitter clone site, where the phenomenon runs rampant.

Back in the Tumblr era, "Blueskyism" didn't work. It definitely won't work now.

Blueskyism by Bbb23’s left testicle January 18, 2026

Beverage of the Gods 

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

Beverage of the Gods by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

Imgae 

A most unfortunate typo of "image".

"I'm finally gonna show you that imgae!"
"Wait, you are?"
"You thought I wasn't going to show you?"
"Why did you never tell me that you were gay?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? I don't think I ever said I was gay!"
"So you ARE gay?"
"Jesus, no!"
"So Jesus isn't gay, but you are?"
"Goddammit... I meant to say IMGAE- Wait, FUCK!"

Imgae by Bbb23’s left testicle April 21, 2025

temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh 

You have reached the pinnacle of boredom. You've exhausted every way to move your finger across the qwerty, qwertz, azerty and dvorak keyboards and decided to teach yourself Morse Code. You found a handy branching chart that can help you learn it, but it has also shown you a whole knew way to organize the twenty-six letters of the alphabet, from dashes to dots, shortest to longest codes:
T: -
E: .
M: --
N: -.
A: .-
I: ..
O: ---
G: .--
K: -.-
D: -..
W: .--
R: .-.
U: ..-
S: ...
Q: --.-
Z: --..
Y: -.--
C: -.-.
X: -..-
B: -...
J: .---
P: .--.
L: .-..
F: ..-.
V: ...-
H: ....

I'm sick of typing out every single alphabet combination in existence. Time to take a break and learn Morse Code… oh wait- what's that? Time to look up temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh on Urban Dictionary.

temnaiogkdwrusqzycxbjplfvh by Bbb23’s left testicle December 21, 2024

Underagebait 

A combination of underage and ragebait, when someone on a forum pretends to be too young to know anything about what’s going on, for the sole purpose of pissing people off.

Not to be confused with jailbait, which is when underage people (mostly girls) try to seduce grown men (and women, presumably) online.

Crappy example of an underagebait post: hi guys im 8 and whats a pac man?

Underagebait by Bbb23’s left testicle November 17, 2024

Shrek is love, Shrek is life 

I👁️WAS ONLY🎂9 YEARS🎂OLD👵😍😍😍
I❤️LOVED❤️👹SHREK💚💚😳SO MUCH, I HAD👏👏ALL👏👏THE MERCHANDISE💰🤑AND🎬🎬MOVIES💚😱🙀😱😱
I PRAY🙏TO🥵SHREK🥵😀👍EVERY NIGHT😴🛏️🌙BEFORE BED🥱,THANKING💕HIM💕FOR THE👶LIFE🐣I’VE🥹BEEN🫘GIVEN😘💋💕😎
💚"😍SHREK🥰💚IS💕LOVE❤️❤️💋",I👀📣SAY🗣️,"😭😱SHREK🥵🥰IS🟰🛟LIFE🐣"👏👏👏💋
MY👴DAD👴HEARS👂ME🤔😬😱AND☎️CALLS📞ME😟🙂 ↕️🤔A🌈🌈FAGGOT🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈😱😱
I KNEW🧠💀HE🫶WAS JUST🫣🥶JEALOUS🫥FOR🍀🍀🍀🍀🤗MY💕❤️LOVE❤️💕OF😎💕SHREK💕😘💚🥰🤩😭😎
👉I👈📢CALLED📞😡👴HIM🤬🤮A🍑CUNT👩😂😂🤣🤣😈
HE🤡✋SLAPS👏💥ME😭AND SENDS👉👉ME🫥💔TOGO🚶TO SLEEP🛏️🥱😓😱😬🥦🐫
I’M😭CRYING😢💦NOW📆,AND➕MY FACE🥺😭😵 💫HURTS😰😩🤬😡🪦💀
I🤓LAY🛏️IN🌕BED😴AND💔ITS🧊❄️🥶REALLY COLD❄️🥶🫥💩🟩
A💕🔥WARMTH😱❤️IS💘➡️MOVING➡️👉TOWARDS ME👈😱🤯😨🤯🥰
I🧑 🍼FEEL😑😘😱❤️SOMETHING💕🤯✋TOUCH🥹ME😍😍😍🙂 ↕️
ITS❤️🥰😍SHREK🥰🥵💚❤️💕😎💪😭😊🤩😈😈
✋I✋AM😃😅😁SO HAPPY😄😁😆😘❤️😎💚💚
💚💚HE💚💚🤐WHISPERS😏IN😅MY EAR👂🌽,“👉THIS👈IS☠️❤️MY SWAMP💕☠️”😂🤣🤣💕
HE😘😇👌GRIPS🤛😘🥹ME🥹WITH🥹💕🥰HIS💚😅🥵😎POWERFUL💪💪💪👹OGRE🟢🙌HANDS💚✋AND PUTS😍ME😌ON MY HANDS✋✋AND KNEES🧎🤗🥵😭😭😭
😇I’M🪽READY💪😍🥵🥵🥵💀🥹😬
I👁️⬅️SPREAD➡️MY😣🥵🍑✌️ASS🫏CHEEKS🍆🍑FOR💚😍😘SHREK🤪😱😬💕😨💚💚💚💚💚
💪😎HE💕💕🏹🍆PENETRATES🏹MY😫😖😫😖😫😖BUTTHOLE🍑🕳️😡😃🤪🥵😭😔😏💕
IT HURTS😫😵😪😱😱SO MUCH😱😱BUT🍑I🍆🍑DO IT🥰💕💕FOR😘😍💚SHREK💚😖🥵🤫🥴😃😃🥺
I🇨🇦CAN🥫🥹FEEL MY🥹🥰BUTT🍑😭TEARING🥵💕AS😿MY EYES👀START✨TO💧💧WATER😓😢🥵💚🥵🥰🥰
I PUSH➡️➡️💘AGAINST😱HIS😍FORCE💪💪🥵🥵😤😳
✌️I😬WANT😬TO PLEASE🥺💚🥺SHREK🥵😘👐😇😍💚💚💚
😌😇HE💚💕ROARS A😡😡💪MIGHTY ROAR🫨🤤AS💚HE😍💧FILLS💚MY🍑BUTT🍑WITH HIS💕💗LOVE💘🍆💕💘🥵🥰🥲
🥺MY👨DAD🤓🤡💀🤮WALKS🚶IN🤯🤐😡🤬😵
💕💘SHREK😻💋LOOKS👀🤢💀HIM🤬😠🤓➡️STRAIGHT➡️IN THE👀EYE👁️AND🗣️SAYS.👄"🙂ITS👏ALL👏👹OGRE💚🫡NOW🫥😱"😂🤣😱😱😱
💚🥵💕SHREK😇😍🥰💔LEAVES👋👋THROUGH🤫MY🥺🥺☹️WINDOW🪟👋🥺😞❤️❤️
💚😍SHREK🥰💚IS💕LOVE❤️❤️💋,😭😱SHREK🥵🥰IS🟰🛟LIFE🐣👏👏👏💋

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life by Bbb23’s left testicle October 29, 2024

Shakirity 

The state of being Shakira or like Shakira.
Comes from a mishearing of the word “security.”

My dog is my personal security blanket.
What? Your Shakirity jacket? Does your dog make you want to, like, waka-waka or something?

Shakirity by Bbb23’s left testicle September 16, 2024