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A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
A new (if 2020 is still new) indie horror PC game (though it's a lot funnier than it is scary) that several YouTube and twitch streamers have started playing as of recently. Squirrel Stapler is part of the "Dread X Collection Part II" series of crappy horror games, but has recently gotten a stand-alone release on steam for 7 dollars. The game is a parody of old hunting simulators from the late 90's-early 2000's. You play as a psychopathic hunter who catches squirrels to staple to his dead wife's skinned body, with a message that God will arrive after five days. Large amounts of tips, stories, and squirrel facts are provided to the player throughout the game, but these get weirder and gorier as the game continues, just like the rest of the game. Squirrel Stapler is only about an hour long, come on, many late-2000's flash games take longer to beat! The game has intentionally shitty graphics, although you wouldn't expect much better from a game made by one guy.
by Bbb23’s left testicle November 13, 2023
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 10, 2023
A diary of a wimpy kid reference that kids at my high school won’t stop mentioning. Originated from the seventh book, “The Third Wheel”, which I still think of as the new one despite there being like fifteen or twenty books in the series nowadays. Likely slowly spreading across the entire state of california as we speak.
Guy 1: THERE’S MONKEYS IN THE WALLS!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: THERE’S MONEKYS! IN THE WALLS! (Louder!)
Guy 2: Bro, you’re going insane.
Guy 1: it’s bigger than black and white, I ate the whole whale’s life
Guy 2: I’m pretty sure it’s… uh… what the hell even is that from?
*Both random ventura county dudes die*
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 09, 2023
A notoriously heavy-handed admin on Wikipedia. He is known for taking any negative or critical statements about him as trolling, blocking users without warning (and preventing them from editing their own talk pages,) giving vague reasons about banning users, and overall stubborn-ness. Silencing and restating his original thesis is Bbb23’s primary method of argument. Bbb23 has violated the “five pillars” and admin guidelines of Wikipedia multiple times, yet somehow has not lost his admin status. Bbb23 has blocked over 36,000 users and deleted 40,000 pages, and that’s a statistic from…. 2019. Formerly, Bbb23 constantly abused his ability to view Wikipedia users’ IP addresses, but this ability was revoked in 2020.
If there’s something good to say about Bbb23, it’s that he has a tool for finding copyrights on images on his profile. I would definitely use it, if he didn’t ban me without warning for rather questionable reasons.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 14, 2024
A fucking insane version of iboss. Even teachers who use dyknow will freak out that such a thing is being used. Unlike IBOSS, all websites are blocked by default, so generally you are basically just limited to YouTube, Wikipedia and gmail, and a few other websites if you are lucky. There is an option to remove like 90% of google images results as well.
Securly can block certain YouTube videos, but this takes a few seconds and can be bypassed by looking up the video on Google search, then clicking the video thumbnail instead of the link to the actual video on YouTube.
There is also a program called KillCurly that disables Securly by corrupting the cookies it uses to block websites, and an easily be found on github.io, but I haven't fully gotten it to work so far.
Securly can block certain YouTube videos, but this takes a few seconds and can be bypassed by looking up the video on Google search, then clicking the video thumbnail instead of the link to the actual video on YouTube.
There is also a program called KillCurly that disables Securly by corrupting the cookies it uses to block websites, and an easily be found on github.io, but I haven't fully gotten it to work so far.
by Bbb23’s left testicle August 28, 2023
A word that you can use to impress people with your ultra-badass mouth. It means "he had had in his possession a bunchberry plant" in the Bella Coola/Nuxalk language of British Columbia. Based on recordings, this word is approximately pronounced "ship-whitch-pilsh-skwuts", except the whole thing is whispered. If you've never heard of a bunchberry plant, it grows in patches about as high as dandelions (the yellow flowers, not the seed clusters that are fun to blow), and it has red berries that come in bunches (duh), and it has four-petaled white flowers.
Innocent dude: So what was that plant in his backyard garden?
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*
Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.
An actual demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: WTF was that?
Demon: xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓
Innocent dude: *sighs*
Demon: No seriously, xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓!
Innocent dude: Ship-whit- *dies of a stroke*
Xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓ is the true successor to "Supercalifragilisticexipalidocious" from Mary Poppins.
by Bbb23’s left testicle December 07, 2023
"I'm finally gonna show you that imgae!"
"Wait, you are?"
"You thought I wasn't going to show you?"
"Why did you never tell me that you were gay?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? I don't think I ever said I was gay!"
"So you ARE gay?"
"Jesus, no!"
"So Jesus isn't gay, but you are?"
"Goddammit... I meant to say IMGAE- Wait, FUCK!"
"Wait, you are?"
"You thought I wasn't going to show you?"
"Why did you never tell me that you were gay?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? I don't think I ever said I was gay!"
"So you ARE gay?"
"Jesus, no!"
"So Jesus isn't gay, but you are?"
"Goddammit... I meant to say IMGAE- Wait, FUCK!"
by Bbb23’s left testicle April 21, 2025