Batrastard's definitions

VGNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of "vagina"

2- A pussy

3- Webslang for the vagina, a handy massaging device for the PNRZ

"TEH LEZBIANS ARE COOL THEY EAT VGNRZ TOO LET ME TAEP PLZ KTHX."

"Don't be such a VGNRZ, I was just kidding about the boogie monster thing."

"TEH PPLZ PNRZ = BIG FAN OF VGNRZ"

by Batrastard July 6, 2003

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

by Batrastard October 16, 2003

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.

"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak

"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."

by Batrastard August 1, 2003

chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

by Batrastard July 10, 2003