Definitions by Batrastard

CLITRZ 

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

CLITRZ by Batrastard July 8, 2003

assdiculous 

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

assdiculous by Batrastard July 8, 2003

hineyhatch 

1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks

2- A person who is an asshole

"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."

"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"

hineyhatch by Batrastard July 8, 2003

rimjockey 

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee

"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."

rimjockey by Batrastard July 8, 2003

VGNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of "vagina"

2- A pussy

3- Webslang for the vagina, a handy massaging device for the PNRZ

"TEH LEZBIANS ARE COOL THEY EAT VGNRZ TOO LET ME TAEP PLZ KTHX."

"Don't be such a VGNRZ, I was just kidding about the boogie monster thing."

"TEH PPLZ PNRZ = BIG FAN OF VGNRZ"

VGNRZ by Batrastard July 6, 2003

spankito suave 

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

spankito suave by Batrastard July 5, 2003

mic-check 

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

mic-check by Batrastard July 4, 2003