pogo-sticking

-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.

"Man, I was pogo-sticking random females like a porn star last night, dude."

by Batrastard July 02, 2003

gigaho

1- A woman 1024 times sluttier than her peers

2- An aggregate measure consisting of 1024 whores

Your mom's a gigaho!

That university has over 5 gigahos of stupid bitches.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

hypocunt

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.

That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.

by Batrastard May 24, 2003

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

by Batrastard August 01, 2003

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 09, 2003

Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right

"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."

by Batrastard August 01, 2003

timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak

"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."

by Batrastard August 02, 2003