schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

rumbleballs

1- A playful term for being a horny male

2- A silly but harmless twit

I've got a bad case of the rumbleballs!

Aw, don't pay attention to rumbleballs over there; he's just being being an ass.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 09, 2003