Definitions by Batrastard

assrobot 

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

assrobot by Batrastard July 14, 2003

poon-ka-bob 

1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off

2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual

"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"

"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."

poon-ka-bob by Batrastard July 12, 2003

cuntbarker 

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

cuntbarker by Batrastard July 12, 2003

tick damage 

1- In fighting games, the kind of damage (usually around 1 percent of his/her life meter per hit) that your opponent suffers when he/she blocks a special attack. Characters such as Blanka, Honda, Sakura, and Chun Li (as well as others with multi-hit supers) are especially known for being able to utilize this as a major form of their offense. For some characters (coughCABLE) this is exaggerated to an absolutely preposterous degree. (see AHVB)

2- Any small or slight amount of damage

"Keep turtling; I'll just tick damage you to death with A-Sakura."

"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."

tick damage by Batrastard July 11, 2003

poonfest 

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

poonfest by Batrastard July 11, 2003

chromaticide 

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

chromaticide by Batrastard July 10, 2003

smurf nuts 

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

smurf nuts by Batrastard July 9, 2003