Batrastard's definitions

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

hineyhatch

1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks

2- A person who is an asshole

"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."

"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

CLITRZ

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

tick damage

1- In fighting games, the kind of damage (usually around 1 percent of his/her life meter per hit) that your opponent suffers when he/she blocks a special attack. Characters such as Blanka, Honda, Sakura, and Chun Li (as well as others with multi-hit supers) are especially known for being able to utilize this as a major form of their offense. For some characters (coughCABLE) this is exaggerated to an absolutely preposterous degree. (see AHVB)

2- Any small or slight amount of damage

"Keep turtling; I'll just tick damage you to death with A-Sakura."

"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

poon-ka-bob

1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off

2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual

"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"

"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

otakabron

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

by Batrastard January 25, 2005