Batrastard's definitions

PNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of the word "penis"

2- A dick

3- Webslang for the penis

"I LIEK IT (hic) WEN YUOR SISTER PLAYZ WIF MY PNRZ."

"Dude, you're such a fucking pnrz."

"OMG ITS TEH PPLZ PNRZ :-O"

by Batrastard July 4, 2003

hypocunt

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.

That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.

by Batrastard May 24, 2003

polywonk

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"

"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

cumsnarf

-What results when you make a woman laugh as you are jizzing down her throat

"I was humping that gigaho's face last night and, just as I was about to feed her some PNRZ-juice, I decided to make that bitch laugh; the result was pure comedy platinum."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003