Batrastard's definitions

cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.

"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

AHVB

Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.

"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

pogo-sticking

-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.

"Man, I was pogo-sticking random females like a porn star last night, dude."

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right

"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

sushify

-To pound a woman's vagina raw with intense PNRZical ramming

"I am going to sushify your VGNRZ so hard, you will feel great discomfort sitting for a span of several days or more."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003