1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
by Batrastard July 14, 2003
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
1- In fighting games, the kind of damage (usually around 1 percent of his/her life meter per hit) that your opponent suffers when he/she blocks a special attack. Characters such as Blanka, Honda, Sakura, and Chun Li (as well as others with multi-hit supers) are especially known for being able to utilize this as a major form of their offense. For some characters (coughCABLE) this is exaggerated to an absolutely preposterous degree. (see AHVB)
2- Any small or slight amount of damage
2- Any small or slight amount of damage
"Keep turtling; I'll just tick damage you to death with A-Sakura."
"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."
"I bumped into the car behind me while trying to get out of my parking space, but luckily all my bumper incurred was tick damage."
by Batrastard July 11, 2003
-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard July 08, 2003
-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
by Batrastard July 12, 2003
"I almost got into a #$@%^& accident when bungzilla cut me off!"
"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"
"HIROYOSHI, ITSA BUNGUZIRRA!!! :-O"
by Batrastard July 26, 2003