by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"
<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

"Lousy gravity..."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)
"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?
Nothing.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003
