PHP

Coding language that creates programs and website-based programs, based <form>s, like in this website. Urban Dictionary uses PHP to let you submit the definitions with a form.

I don't no any PHP, but it's hella useful.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

my website

You'd like to go there, wouldn't you?

Me elite HTML and CSS skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003

drivel

adj. This entire website! It's all a bunch on rambling drivel! And that's the way I likes it!

chode
fo shizzle my nizzle
plop
shit flakes
butthole 69
1337

All this and more. Sheer drivel

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 06, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003