Windows XP

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

foreground

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

native

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

rice rocket

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.

ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.

<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003