Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

dangly buttocks

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.

I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

bagina

How little kids pronounce 'vagina'.

Boys habba benis! Girls habba bagina!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003