Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.

That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).

Cum On Everybody
Drug Ballad
Superman

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

penny

It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.

Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

Website

There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

homestarrish

Anything childish or relating to childism.

äåé®þüúíóö«»¬áßðø¶´æ©ñµç¿¡²³¤€¼½¾‘’¥× = childism

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003