Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Matrixed up

Any movie that has the slow motion or generally any special effects stolen from The Matrix to make it spiffy.

Charlie's Angels
Spiderman
The One

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

webonese

white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.

Chris is a fucking weboneser.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Cluster

a group of specimens gathering together (possibly in an orgy-fashion)

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'

<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003