period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

anus mcgee

Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.

by bastardized bottomburp June 03, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 04, 2003