witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

appz

Illegally gaining ownership of applications.

My appz fuck the asses of y'all sissy m0mz.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Windows XP

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Noise

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

budget

Budge It

To move something out of place. Opposite of nudget (Nudge It)

<YudGherp> It won't budge!
<PruneMech> Then budget harder, asslace!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

sextillion

A humorous number. About 6 000 000 000 000 I assume, or perhaps more

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003