BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

faggotry

An army of faggots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

st0pid

azn and net whore way of saying 'stupid'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Motherfucker

Obie Trice's favorite word, sorta like how 50 Cent's favorite word is 'Shady/Aftermath'.

"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003