BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

drop a plop

verb: To take a dump; To emit faeces from one's anus; To devastate a toilet with your mighty bowels.

See shit, dump, crap, drop the bomb

1. Where is the toilet, I need to go drop a plop.
2. Where is the urinal, I need to go drop a plop (see urinal-poop)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

curried slop

Orangey egg-like substance found plopping from a woman's vagina. Not to be mistaken with curried egg.

Also see cunt slop

That curried slop tasted HORRIBLE. Women should be banned from Parliament House.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Meh

Spoken when one is indifferent or oblivious to what another person says. Usually said when one doesn't care, isn't interested or isn't in the mood.

<Father> Say, son, what say we go see Avril Lavigne, live on stage!?
<Son> Meh.

<Wife> C'mon! Let's have sex!
<Husband> Meh.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 5, 2003