bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.

If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 07, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003