BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

teh intarweb

The number one place to find pornography, hentai, message-boards that you can ruin or disrupt, free-to-add-definition dictionary websites that you can annoy, Invader Zim fan sites and me.

i r yoosing teh intarweb n u hav no frendz LOLZORS u r da suk haed.//!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

jigga

Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.

Jiggas keep wobbling!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003