Bizawkward 

Used to describe people, places and things that are simultaneously bizarre and awkward.

Sally: Are you going to the Prom with Kyle?
Cindy: Fuck no! That boy is bizawkward as hell! He keeps pet chickens and names them after US Presidents between 1832 and 1908.
Sally: That is bizawkward

Bizawkward by Bassman150 September 14, 2016

Bawkward 

When the word 'awkward' becomes annoying, overused, and, well, AWKWARD...feel free to use this as its replacement. It will also cause the situation to perhaps lessen in its awkwardness.

"Walking in on them getting it on was bawkward."

Bawkward by Calais December 2, 2007

bawkward 

a mixture of the words 'bad' and 'awkward' to describe a situation which is both bad and awkward.

Tess: I just got my best friends ex as the top person "Who wants to have sex with you?' on facebook :S
Debbie: Thats bawkward :/

bawkward by debbie&tess July 6, 2010

Brawkward

When a bra, particularly a strapless one, gets tangled or slides down in public and you are caught adjusting your bra.

Stupid me for wearing that strapless bra today. It slipped when I was running, and my crush saw me attempting to pull it back up. How brawkward.

Brawkward by kayluhhxD October 19, 2009

Bawkward 

The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.

Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!

*person turns around*

“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”

Bawkward by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008