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You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
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Person 1: Does 2 + 2 = 5?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
Person 2: You don't have enough memory in the memory card. Is your memory card set correctly?
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Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
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Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
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Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
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Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
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Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
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